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the fell asleep on meme.

sweet dreams.
someone, whether it be a friend or a total stranger, has fallen asleep on you wherever
you happen to be; you are a rather comfortable pillow to them. what do you do?

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[She had been expecting it to be a failure from the very beginning, really; she had only suggested the idea so that she could humiliate Emalf even further with his lack of ability to win girls over. Therefore, she had been patiently waiting, playing with her demonic hound, Pooch, to pass the time. When she sees Emalf, however, she turns her attention from Pooch to him, looking at the other demon expectantly.]

So? How'd it go?

[Horrible, she's sure.]

Heh, ya'know. Charmed with my cool! But uh, she had a guy already so...she couldn't....accept. S-She totally was mine other than that though I swear!

[ In other words he got sent back flat on his butt when she rejected him. Of course he tries not to let on, though inside he's sure she already knows what happened. ]

...

[She frowns slightly, shifting herself around so that she's now facing Emalf. She pulls Pooch into her lap, idly giving the dog some pettings as she speaks.]

Daddy says it's not nice to lie, you know.

[ She's got you Emalf. ]

W-Whaa...?! Uhm..! E-Eff'.. [He slumps down.] 'Tried talkin' to her, then she slammed me, so not cool...

Well, duh. If she has a boyfriend, she's shupposed to slam you, shtoopid!

[She rolls her eyes. Geez, Emalf, get on her level of romance knowledge!!]

I'm surprised her boyfriend didn't beatcha up or something.

W-Wha! As if, he couldn't me n' my knife!

[ He whips his knife into the air in protest. Though let's be honest, Dipper would have thrown him into the lake. ]

[I was thinking more à la Mabel - nearly being choked to death.]

Uh-huh.

[ Pacifica would tell him not to kill him though, ]
Eh?! You don't think I could take 'em?

[Hence the 'nearly' in that sentence.]

Of course not.

[After all, you couldn't capture four young girls interfering with your superior's plans, Emalf. ...Not that she could either, but shhh.]